“Absolutely Killer PunknRoll from the very fertile land of Portland, Oregon”
“Portland’s The Fast Takers live up to their name, laying down tight, skinless garage rock that hits you like a profane tirade spewed from the mouth of a homeless beggar you just refused to give your last smoke.”
“The Fast Takers make the kind of of buzzing, garbage-smeared, sonic-shaved balls-out rock'n'roll that many so-called "punk" bands can only dream about in their wettest sheet-soaked dreams. Yup. Fuzzed-out garage blast-off, with the perfect nihilistic snark and snot-drenched vocals. Methinks I detect a touch of glam, but, shhhhhh, don't tell anyone. It's a dirty alley fuck'n'run, all sleaze and empty kleenex-box release, and yr crawling back to yr crib like the wasted whore you know you are. ”