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The Cretins / Press

“The CD made me throw the top down and cruise the beaches. I turned all the little punk rock boys' heads. It turned me into a groupie!”

Mrs. Adden - Personal Diary

“I remember these hooligans from Biology class... perverts the lot of 'em!”

Mrs. Ford - Class Yearbook

"It makes me want to drink!"

Tim Mancuzi - Timmay's Head

"Mrs. Altman says it's great for cleaning the house!"