Baby, It’s Hot Outside (Lyrics by C. and J. Natoli, Melody by Frank Loesser)
I really can’t stay / Baby, it’s hot outside / It’s a fine summer’s day / But Baby, it’s hot outside / It’s been nice to cuddle / You’ll turn into a puddle / But I can’t hang around / Your makeup will melt into the ground / I don’t wanna show signs of stupidity / Think of all that humidity / Can’t give in to your beguiling ways / Mosquitoes the size of bluejays / I’m tired of being petitioned / My apartment is air conditioned / But maybe just a popsicle more / We could stand in front of the freezer door / The rumors will trickle / The world’s a sweltering abyss / Say Jimmy Joe what’s in this popsicle? / You’ve never felt anything like this / You’ve been very sweet / Eggs are fryin’ on the street / But I must break this spell / It’s cooler than this down in hell / I oughta say No No No, Man / Feel the breeze from that window fan / Least I’m gonna say that I tried / It’s so hot even the cactuses died / Really can’t stay / You’ll sweat a lot out / {Baby, It’s hot outside} I simply must go / But Baby I need your lovin’ / The answer is no / Would you rather go out in that oven? / Your welcome has been / How lucky that you dropped in / So nice and cool / We could go swimming in the pool / My sister will start to worry / It’s hotter than Indian curry / My mother will be calling my name / Could barbecue without a flame / My father will be watching the clocks / He could bake a loaf of bread in the mailbox / Maybe just a margarita more / It’s so early just a quarter to four / I’ve gotta get home / There’s no lemonade out there / Well how ‘bout a cold one for the road / It’s a hundred and ten in the shade out there / You’ve been really concerned / You’ll regret when you’re sunburned / But can’t you see / It just went up one more degree / There’s bound to be talk tomorrow / Think of my lifelong sorrow / People love to gossip and joke / If you died of sudden heat stroke / I really can’t stay / Baby do not pout {Baby it’s hot outside Baby, it’s hot outside}