THE SCENE: 7 PM on Saturday, December 18. A cold winter’s night. CHARACTERS: You: Bored. Lonely. Miserable. Big Fat Marker: Fun. Awesome. Your favorite local band. THE DRAMATIC TWIST: Big Fat Marker is playing a show THIS VERY EVENING at Savage Rock School in Blackwood, NJ—along with Zebras and Bulls Fight Tonight, Bad Knees, Drawing Straws, and Ted North! AND IT’S ONLY FIVE BUCKS!!! …You know what we’re sayin’.