(Words and Music by Suckin' Diesel - Copyright 2010)

Back in high school you were the loveliest
My hair was black my car was silver and tan
As the years rolled by I became the unwelcome guest
My nose still feels the whack of that fryin' pan

Her chicken soup was the best in town
Her apple pie's the finest you'll ever get
One darn things for sure I prefer it when
There touchin' my tongue instead of drippin' over my head

Now we've worked out a plan
Now you don't use that fryin' pan
For nothin' more than makin' dinner

I thought my woman didn't want me
I thought my woman didn't need me
Those china plates have stopped crackin' my head
I thought my woman didn't love me
I thought my woman didn't need me
Now the neighbours ay we're like newly weds

You broke my best friends pool cue
Beat my head with a shoe
Now those days are gone forever
Now we're suckin' diesel and you know I love you

There was the day when I lost the job
You sittin' on the front porch swing with a bat in your hands
I was a little drunk so it help the feelin' when
You swung that bat so hard I could barely stand

Now we've worked out a plan
Now you don't use that fryin' pan
For nothin' more than makin' dinner

I thought my woman didn't want me
I thought my woman didn't need me
Those china plates have stopped crackin' my head
I thought my woman didn't love me
I thought my woman didn't need me
Now the neighbours ay we're like newly weds

You broke my best friends pool cue
Beat my head with a shoe
Now those days are gone forever
Now we're suckin' diesel and you know I love you

Now we've worked out a plan
Now you don't use that fryin' pan
For nothin' more than makin' dinner
You broke my best friends pool cue
Beat my head with a shoe
Now those days are gone forever
Now we're suckin' diesel and you know I love you

Now we're suckin' deisel
We got it goin' again
Now we're suckin' diesel
I'm a lucky man
Now we're suckin' deisel
Don't need that fryin' pan
Now we're suckin' diesel
I'm a lucky man