Saturday, April 20th, 2013 at 6:00pm
Spider Pig was born in a country house, two minutes after Jebus was born. In that same minute, the stars sang for His holy birth. Then the Sun rose and the stars died.
Spider Pig, knowing to be a blessing from God to the mortal world, started making sermons to everyone who would listen (about 3 retards). He encouraged the Plopperism and said that all the Pagan gods (like Zeus, Athena and Ataegina) were gay and should be burnt. People asked why. The Savior had responded:
'Because they are gay. And we are not. We should burn the gays! And the gays should burn us! And white people should burn black people! And black people should burn white people! I should burn all of you for not being the Messiahs! But I won't. Because I'm a vegetarian. Burn all the meat-eaters!'
Two years after this proclamation, Spider Pig impregnated the Whore of Babylon, to who was born three little Spider Pigs, who were baptized by the Plopperist Church as Spiderpig Junior #1, Spiderpig Junior #2 and Spiderpig Junior #4. Spider Pig then impregnated the seven-headed beast, to who was born Spiderpig Junior #3.
The Savior then started to talk with every Earthian people, in Jerusalem, Brazil, Avalon, Canada and Hollywood. Plopperism was transmited into every piece of the Earth (unleast until the christians started showing their asses off).
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