Delaney & Paris
Venue Address (Get Directions)Ted's @ Berbati's Pan
Date and Time
Monday, April 1st, 2013 at 8:00pm
Ever wonder what happens when the inmates take over the asylum, breaking all the rules in a naked, intoxicated, outrageous performance competition to see who can cross the line the furthest?
Presented by One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Entertainment (the folks who bring you Bacon Cup) and Maggie Magnolia (competitor in Miss Nude Oregon and feature dancer at Sassy's), "You Can't Do That on a Stripper Pole" is a night of entertainment that you have never, ever seen before. A dozen dancers will be competing to see who can outdo the others with off-color, unorthodox, outrageous and extreme performances, all of which would never be allowed at your run-of-the-mill strip club.
Local sleazebag-slash-entrepreneur Statutory Ray of Exotic Magazine will be hosting the event as "Sean Vogue" alongside a slew of special guest hosts, judges and musical act Delaney & Paris. This epic night happens at the Kit Kat Club (formerly Ted's Berbati's Pan) in downtown Portland, OR. Located conveniently next to Voodoo Donut at 231 SW Ankeney, the venue has confirmed that there will, in fact, be a working stripper pole for this ultimate April Fool's Day party!
Keep your eyes tuned to this page for an updated list of performers as the Monday, April 1st draws closer. Although there will be a low cover charge of only $11 at the door, you can purchase discount pre-sale tickets for only $7, which come with a free door gift.