Born from the depths of the ocean in Cuba, The Sting Raypist slays the axe as he journeys far and wide to fulfill his ultimate goal of eliminating all Cubans after a bad experience at camp a few years ago. He still admits to loving Cuban tacos, though.
— Jordan King,A piece of paper I got in the hallway
“Quintessential trash thrash at its finest... Heavily-programmed drums, roaring riffs, and screeching vocals are contained in the package that Sharkfucker delivers– and delivers HARD. Protect your marine-mammal pals, because Sharkfucker is coming...”
— Dolla Flow,Eugene Music Hourly
“Sharkfucker is gay. But we love them for who they are. They are genuine musicians who like to play metal because they love metal, rather than because they like the girls, or the food, or the free beer, or really anything. These guys just genuinely love metal... And fucking fish, which is okay in our books!”
— The Metal Network
“They combine the sheer raw power of thrash metal, with the retarded antics of the likes of Zach Galifianakis or something. They're basically where Tenacious D meets 80's Metallica meets Bob Saget standup!”
“Sharkfucker is quite possibly the most impressive thrash band in all of Oregon!”