If oatmeal eating was a sport we'd bring home the gold.When oatmeal eating finally gains all the attention it deserves and is recognized by the olympic commitee, you better believe we'll be there. With bells on our spoons.
“Some homeless guy down the street would write ( had he a pen and paper)," I laughed, I cried, I think I just pooped my pants. I did, I totally just pooped my pants. You don't happen to have a napkin or something like that on you?" I said no. I don't carry things like that around with me.”