"Cole's impressive songwriting is only eclipsed by his performance: interesting, funny, fresh... But he's not much to look at..."
"Gepetto and the Cumquats...when they're not cheesing up the place, can really rock. The good kind of rocking, that both inspires and excites, and occasionally makes one violent."
"We all got the impression that Cole was the worst kind of loser."
“..as lyrics, the poetry of the song, being what is most usually the achille's heel of even the best bands, is an art here recovered and championed."”
“Finally, a reluctant prophet...schizophrenic bliss.”
“Slow Dirts lead man, Cole Kitz, spent almost fifteen minutes raving about skee-ball before launching into..."”
"Making all recordings live or on a Karaoke machine is not what I would call professional."