"CHICKS LOVE PUPPIES"
“NEWS FLASH....at around noon G.M.T.,a baby was spotted eating a dingo. more on this story as new information comes in. and in other news,a sad story of the band "RAISED BY DINGOES". it now appears that dingoboy is working on his solo career.when asked why a spokesman for the up and coming star said,and i quote"doink you in the arse mate"....now for the weather,"NO SNOW HERE BIOTCH".....well be back after a short commercial break!”