"Polly Punkneck...the product of a Star Trek transporter accident involving June Carter and Wendy O. Williams. This crazy, beautiful bitch was born for the stage like nobody else I’ve ever seen." -Wallace McBride Jr.
““Heidi-Klum-via-trailer-park looking Polly, who wails like a banshee while periodically giving soul-shivering stares and glares into the audience.””
"redneck dream gal Polly Punkneck, residing somewhere between Dolly Parton and Gwen Stefani"