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Dirty Old Geezerz / Blog

Help make the Dirty Old Geezerz #1 in Nashville!

We're old and horny. What more could you ask for?

Drop by and have a listen and help make us the #1 Comedy act in Nashville.

It's in my mouth.

D.O.G.

Wolf Pussy - Is it scary and hairy?

Hey ya'll. This is the good stuff - Bruce Muffer. Just wanted to say hi. It's nice to meet ya. I just love this spring weather. Makes Queefcakes happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.

Speaking of queefs....we just put up our new song "Wolf Pussy." It's a nice one. It will make you say - OH YEAH.

Now can ya dig that?

D.O.G. Brucey Poo

Today, the 23rd of February, 2011

Hey guys. This is Lethal Bobby Johnson - The new manager of the Dirty Old Geezerz. We have a bunch of news for all the millions of fans out there.

First thing first, the Geezerz have left their long time record company 12 Night Stand/Text Support Records and have joined Hijack City Records. This move will help the Geezerz obtain faster releases of their albums as well as new merchandise. Something that has been missing in the past.

The Geezer Invasion is currently on hold. The Geezerz are expected to make an announcement on this record in the coming days. Stay tuned!!

Today, the 13th of January, 2011.

And that's it. This is Curtis coming to you live from the Manitoba Mansion. The celebrity spelling bee was a great success. I would like to personally give a shout out to Todd Richardson for all the hard work he's been putting in. Oh and the long tots.

-Pause for station identification

Coming up in the rear of the month we're gonna be having a prize giveaway to one lucky fan. More to come later.

All Hail the King, Curtis Vegas.

Today, the 23rd of November, 2010.

Ladies, Woman and other with long tots....

This is Bruce Muffer speaking through his hands. I've been able to do some recording the past few weeks and the invasion is coming. I hope everyone prepared for the onslaught that is coming.

It's coming.

It's coming to get ya....

Bruce "The Good Stuff" Muffer D.O.G.