Ur mom / hunted by a cougar Pt. 1

Hey dude, ur mom showed me all ur old tennis and golf trophies, sweet! Hope ur not 2 mad but she had to melt them down 4 sum extra pocket $ since you ain't been takin care of her like i have . . .oh yeah, she said when you finally bring her Impala back . . .it's all mine. Ouch! How much does it hurt!?