Eviscerated Zombie Tampon / Blog


Splattergod Records presents: BLOWFLY'S 76TH BIRTHDAY BASH Legendary XXX pioneer rapper, Blowfly is coming to Tampa, after over 11 years, and he's celebrating his 76th birthday with us.. http://blowflyofficial.com/index.html Joining in the festivities and debauchery will be: Abortion Twins (Power Pop Punk) Eviscerated Zombie Tampon (Weirdcore Originators) Crash Mitchell (Acoustipunk Legend) The Prople (Goofified Horror Punk) Tom's Ragdoll (Aggressive Folk Punk) and a few more surprises... So show the fuck up and don't be late! Early birds entered in a drawing for some cool shit $10 (21 an' up) $12 (20 n' under)

Funk as Puck Tour

Hey everybody, we got a little over a month before the tour and we hope to see y'all at one or more of 'em. If you can't make it, would you be kind enough to "like" our page, and help spread the word, and repost this everywhere you can? But hopefully, you'll come out..

This will be the first time EZT has played in FL since early 2006, and they're stoked.this will also be the first time the Abortion Twins have played some of these cities, and of course, this will be the first time that Ohio's kick ass pop punkers have been to Flori-duh, as well..

Seriously, this is such a big deal that bass assassin, Muhamed Faahk Yeumahma is even coming out of retirement for the Tallahassee show..how cool is that? You know getting him to set down his beer long enough to wipe his ass is a miracle, so you know this is fuckin' huge...

Oh yeah, still trying to secure a Pensacola date (July 18th).. The previous place cancelled, so looking for another...venue or house party..

Thanks much and here's the link to the tour page https://www.facebook.com/FunkasPucktour

And here are the individual date event pages (the links to the individual dates' event pages can also be found in the "about" section) Locals wanting to get on a date or more, drop me a line.

7/18: Pensacola (NEED A VENUE OR HOUSE PARTY!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!) https://www.facebook.com/events/1438243656415509

7/19: Panama City (C-Level Bar & Grill) https://www.facebook.com/events/610349749051945

7/20: Tallahassee (HAFFway House) https://www.facebook.com/events/736266603091592

7/21: Jacksonville (Shantytown Pub) https://www.facebook.com/events/284268388396087

7/22: Gainsville (The SALT Gainesville Live Performance Theater) https://www.facebook.com/events/1496868363876028

7/23: Orlando (Hoddie's) https://www.facebook.com/events/666912283370212/

7/24: Tampa (Brass Mug) https://www.facebook.com/events/230880467118619

EZT is studio-bound

Gonna be recording while in Ohio... Some originals, a couple covers... It's sure to be loud, rude, and painful to listen to... Just like Lady Gaga, only with a smaller budget..

EZT is Back!!

After a 7 year hiatus, we (Eviscerated Zombie Tampon) are back.. We got a ton of shit going down, including a new facebook page, a reverbnation page, upcoming releases, and a forthcoming tour with Fetus Omelet. and much much more...