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one hundred true words

S.I.M. looked uncomfortable. Like a man who just discovered that everything he believed wasn’t true. “It’s true,” said Nikki Tantrum with his patented smug look from the future. S.I.M carefully weighed what he was about to say. “You know, just because…” His words trailed into nothingness. The heavy silence expanded into the room, pressing on the ears of everyone present. Outside an owl was heard screeching. Kevbot piped up, “You know guys, there’s a way to settle this.” Eyes went quickly to him, desperate for an escape. “What the?” Dr. Jonny Phyre awoke. “ I just ate my damned sticks!”