So no doubt you've been wondering where I've been. Well you can disband the search parties because I'm back and I have a lot to share. The wilderness has been my home for the last month. I've been living off only the insects and rare animals that I've caught, whilst training for the iminent zombie appocalypse we face. In my next blog I will share some of the tactics I've prepared!
Wow... I never expected to reach this kind of milestone so quickly.
I mean just yesterday I was a normal, everyday guy. Now all of a sudden I've been thrust into the chaotic world of metal stardumb. You'd probably expect that someone who is a member in the 285th ranked metal band in Melbourne would be an arrogant prick! Well not me, and if you don't beleive me you can just f#%k off... No... Who are you to judge me? Sitting there all smug behind your LCD monitor. I play in the 285th best metal band in Melbourne! What now fool?