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16 stones on the bayou strip ...

It only takes 16 steps to my courtyard in the bayou. I live near the passage way used by indians and pirates. I live my life like theres no tomorrow. no fear more beer.still # 6 10-20-2014 was yesturday nice to work with you musicians and congrats you Rock An Rollers of time and space. WE all get a moment today to rechoice in the moments. haha. so was thinking of jammin and who inspired me to play . now every fool feind freind of mine knows i'm a Randy Rhoads pupil. I still laugh at that. spent hours of time trying to understand what and how those solos went. took lessons from different people. to learn the Randy riffs Mr Crowley - my friend Gus was a huge Randy fan when i moved to Hollywood i had taken a job at a print shop in Burbank Ca. This is where the Rhoads family has there voodoo. I spent sear-val daze crusin the streets. I found out he was buried in San Bernardino. When i went to record in Memphis for the first time I tried to play guitar in his style for the Myrage song " Victim ". I never got to see him live but i do remember in 7th grade hearing about his untimely plane crash. Bummer for life. thats were i'm at today. Bummers that make you feel good anyways. like Dime bag Darrel another great player who was taken from us but that music is fukkin still strong. I feel the same way about Cliff Burton and Jeff Hannaman . sucks to see great musicans live the planet. hendrix i think might be the greastest lost to the music world. janis, jim, etc etc thc .. now another influence to the LUVIS game is Jeff Beck. Now that dude .. whoa. Saw him and Stevie Ray Vahan at MSG . Crazy Cool. Now STV is gone. I remeMber working in a print shop in NJ and i heard that news. huge bummer. I walked out to my truck and lite it a bowl and thought FUCK ! MY best influence to date has been my old buddy pal C-LO the pitbull. that brotha would listen to all my songs and never leave my side. he was so good to jam with. he hated loud drums ?? huh ! po old bastard he was. Many a dog like my jams. crazy stuff. Another great influence was the Mirage band from New Jersey. Fang - Magic - Chili - Tommy - Myself plying those acoustic rock jams in the tri state area. those crazy jams lead us to Memephis which now why i'm here in new orleans. crazy. 1 little dream from new jersey influence me. gotta get some jams in today. havent seen the band since the tour of 75. Blob Snarly show at EBOLA Fest was insane. gotta get rolling like 33. my mind is still fried green potatoes. let the good times roll let make you a clown. Thanks for making me # 6 for another day in my life. Lets all party and get fuk'd up when i hit # 5 o.k. MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM L.U.V.I.S.

nOthin rEally mAtters tO mE eXcept...

NOthing rEally mAtters tO mE tOday. As i slip away into the sunrise of the day i hear that old song play and i begin dreaming of my Mary Jane walking away. So the the 6 rank for old luvis is a First. I have never been in the top 5.maybe tomorrow . I am always excited about such things. there is alot to be excited for. the winter is bringing myself floating above the alpine a bliss of snowblind images with sprinkles and flashes sunlight on my brain. so on this day some yrs ago i wer riding thur ann across the yonder cross'n mason dixie lines U.S.A. to see my old recording studio Aapliance, visit those who still stayed behind. its was a ghost scene as i remember with so many flashbacks hitting my mind right now. As classic rock and heavy metal clash a collision of Toyota supra moments hit my fretboard. Tony & i drove a hot shit brown car down to muddsippy from nj. went to 3424 laurel wood, watergrove ran into ourr old mail man "use 2 rubbers boys these southern girls ",daisy tek, south park, hooked up with mike g, Anthony, tommy d- WHOA !!! THAN we found some Kelly . unlike molly, $$, kelly was real blonde xtc. we found her at silky Sullivans . played pool, drank way to much whiskey. smoke $ome super midtown Memphis kind buds at her house and drank some more whiskey .than i puked . cleaned myself up and fell aslee-snore-eeeelp between her and tony :-( bahahaha :-) . woke up and never seen her again but room mate was bitch so dont you look at my girlfirend, i never seem to get a lot and of course you can go your Own way miss fleetwood bahah. We should be Dancing YEAH ! raced out to the casinos with tommy and maria were i won $500.00. said so long and drove to old Pasadena California . How Count the song became a reality ! ( CHECK IT - http://www.broadjam.com/LUVIS420 ) .... Man i get a shiver in the dark but meantime we smoked and drank on the Venice beaches with tara fran and jen while the moon danced our laughter at a quarter. the laptop has all the funny stories on it. dude could get stoned cause he was on probation. fuk N lame. we watched Star Wars with the girls. slept til high noon. Jam'd some guitar on the street corner. Slow drive down the Sunset strip , quick turn left it's Musicians Institute. Dude. keep me searching for a heart of gold. tuned up the leaky transmission with Slick 50. got muscle beach pumped for the cannonball run 1999. Pasadena to Parsippany. bahaha. 1 last kiss. 1 last smile. off she went in the jeep. 1 last hug, 1 last punch off he went to wash clothes or something gay and dirt like. what a mar roon i luv this shit , turn up the radio its Blondies heart sharped ass, bro were outa this bitch , 1 last hit, 1 last long and bendy stretch and it time to write another song , superstition is ON the way - L.U.V.I.S. MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM

Save ur thoughts for yer Epitaph , I'm gonna live forever !

I love being # 13 on reverbNSAtion seeing how in real world tmeline i'm more like # 13 behind satan herself. Todays really special day for LUVIS. BAHAHAHAH love this stoopid shit. reminds me of todays post to Beatoff mag that wont post cause mark zuckerburger wont let me post any good rants - fuk him ! I will post it all here anyway cause this is my site for music. so the Beat off mag seems to have it all write and a little bit wrung. Now back in May 2014 I droppped pf my fresh new cd's to them for a review. I didnt think they would. Nobody ever does, but seeing how i had a personal conversation with such and who i figured maybe. now 5 months later i am floating around the world wide web and i see this little url for Luvis 25 yrs on offbeats servers ???? o.k. click on it. and wham - NOTHING ! bad links, incorrect codes. shockwave scripts errors, ICE alerts, FBI warnings, FCC DEA CIA EBOLA STYLED computer virus's attacked my servers. my network engineer in silicone valley Pat Patel evening called me and said something to me but i couldnt understand a word he said Again, he a good fellew and plays for the Cally band Crystal Shits, I hope he come to Nola this winter. bahahaha i love saying that ! " enjoy the winter months here in New Orleans " .... so like always I am interested in all thing LUVIS. So i see my name on those infamous servers but no listing or review for my tracks. Not 1 track listing. Fuck me running. I mean i get dis'd daily by all these oppertunities on reverbnation. HELL i cant get my album reviewed by joey and joey in Alaska on AM station 1290. That how life is. I'm still getting Laid tonight, Got dollar bills in my guitar case and just about everybody cool bartender in this town throws me a PBR and Fireball for free whenevr i show up with my guitar. THE funnest review i ever had was from the Aqurian weekly back in the late 90's in New Jersey. I went there droppped off my freshy made cd's with a real MAGIC marker inked title and songs. wrapped in a yellow/red special cd case. handled it the guys over there for review. 5 copies i handed out to the office crew who were i think more excited about getting stoned with me than my cd's but whatever. Needless to say i'm still waiting for that CD review to get covered. I really think if i had shown up with some really good herb and not that new york city swag in a brown paper bag I may have heard a word. It just sucks when u go thru wit it and there doing nothing about it. Hrs and weeks of playing and recording, mixing and flipping, release and receive it and than you hear it and say ________ ________ ________ _____ ___ ___ -_______ _____- -_______ _______ ! I have no heart when it comes to what some folks thinks about me and mine. I see thru the bullshit. u see my bullshit . I have so many kind words but what your listening to isnt the KIND I smoke anymore. so save your thoughts of me for your epitaph cause this white boy with blues eyes is gonna live for ever and ever. But when I have a good story that needs sharing it just needs to be told by the 1 sideed solo artist called old Luvis. Old man luvis turns 45 next month and that when i think SCORPIO FEST is gonna happen. fuck yeah get stung sister. now in 2 days EBOLA FEST over by the ST Claude bridge. Google it. ask it, bing it, yahoo it, lycos it or just ask anybody walking the lower d beat, see all the flyers from coast to coast. yeah thats the shit ! Thanks for everybody keeping us in the top spots on this site. leave me a comment about my songs if you think about it. and go support local music cause MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM. L.U.V.I.S.

Mondays r wit LA31 Biere Pale & Ebola fest 2014

Mondays like this R Wit LA 31 Biere Pale and some super cute blue eye skys with long flowing breeze's from dat bayou just norph of here. It a day of hope as we enter the week before EBOLA FEST 2014 where myself the blob snarly crew and 3 other band march forth to stab our poison into the viens of this virus. MUSIC HEALS I swear to god it helped me thru my bouts of depression. Sometimes sounds waves are what u need to interrupt the negative flow of energy that happens with stress and pressure. I used to teach music to a guy who was a quack. I mean he wa a doctor of the mind. His patients had some real fuck up issues. He was introduced to me from his daughter who I was trying to put my mixolydian mode into her minor pentatonic. I taught him and he in turn taught it to his clients. he and I both discover what so many already had knew. Hendrix, Santana, Clapton, etc can heal ur wooo's with there music. the beatles can heal ur mind and body. I sometimes need SLAYER or Suicidal tendencies to cure my fuk'd my head but DONT U JUDEGE ME !........So lots of guitars needs to be tunes up. I have to hit Webbs in the Bywater for some picks and strings. man the wind outside is blowing my backyard to shreds. oh well. drink up ladies. so nest month is a huge month for me. As a true blue Scorpio I must create SCORPIO FEST. Its gonna be fun. Scorpios get laid and paid while drinking limeade for free. amen. ok we are still # 12 and I want to thanks you. we are so proud of our music and love ll you guys who support LUVIS / BLOB SNARLY down here in the big easy. THANKS EVERYBODY ! HAVE A GREAT DAY. SMOKE AND DRINK. PUFF PUFF GIVE MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM ! :-) X0X0X0X0X0X0X0

It comes in 3's Beer bongs and thongs.....

It comes in 3's beers bongs and thongs 1, 2, 3, Theirs no religion 4 me. when ur up all nite doing XTC and PCP. and there sticking needles in me INTRAVENOUSLY YOUR my oxygen in me ur a revo lut ion ary ur the one i want to b u r want i'll never Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee THERS Some thing about the way she looks at me...... thers something about the way she moves to me........... theres some thing about the way she SMILES at me......... some about here theres something about her yeah.......... theres something about thE way she Yells at me thers sumting a bout the way she screams at me theiers someting about tHE way she RUNS FROM ME YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER THERE'S SOME THING ABOUT HER................... Something About Her - EVIL LUVIS 2000-2010 SWAMPMUCK RECORDS 2014 NEW ORLEANS MADE IN AMERICA ALL RIGHTS RESERVED COPYRIGHTED " MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM "

sometimes the Magic just doesnt work

#12 Today kids - Thanks for your local support in this independent original musician self proclaimed ruler of the Swamp Muck name and game. I am a very lucky guy. I found good doctors and dentist who helped me to go Thru wit it. Something about her is that kinda song. recorded back in the home place studio 1A before it was takin over by my other great creation in life. I have had a good string of luck singin about her. she always with me. I swear i really do think its her reincarnated. from time to time my mind races into many realms of the mind. the present get slammed with the past and than bam it all hits me and i can play note for note solos of your fave artists. I have a hard time playing like Kerry King but i can fake it real good so i'm o.k. with it. he would 'nt have a problem with it so Hail Satan ! Now i'm dealing witha really bad hangover. Fuk. I love you taco Tuesday ! with justa week or so EBOLA FEST 201 is gonna be intense. lots of people are involved. i've had death treats for the show but FUK you NEW WORLD ORDER SCUM - I see ur lies, U brought innocent life to its knees so you can be more powerful to the weak and penniless - fuk u assholes - eat your filth and rot online. Sometimes the magic doesn't work. Sometimes the byte is more than the bite. I have bit off more than i can ka chue ! todays gonna be great cause i have the magic stones from the magic circle and i can see for miles and mile and miles. when the rain comes it wipes away my tears of you my sweet little fireball. as u want to leave i will not let go. you may roam forever and ever on this spinning mass of atoms but i will never let u go. i will always be surrounding you in the air you take and the wind that push's your long hair. I take pride in knowing that and of course you should. I have cross the dark side and now it cases me with black roses and skulls filled with the green dragon itself. I walk into the face of the stage with my hand scanning YOUR vibes and when i sense the change in moon i can take us back to that mountain top where we once howl'd til sun rise. the only thing that's changed is my stone cold hatred for those who have betrayed my trust. As we enter this new studio session i am open ears to your screams of desire. I can without a doubt say only that you wanted it to be this way and o i grant all those wish's except 1........that's 1 wish is NEVER going to stop. Sorry about that . you should have known me better than to think i would FORGET my line in this sea of red. A DIRTY Dozen today. the old number 12. 12 the number before you change forever. a number unlike any other. given such things i am of cursed happy. I will be playing the flying v for EBOLA FEST 2014 at Murder Alley NOLA. 4 bands now. tons of people going. mega loud sound system. lights. stage hands. info news on Ebola. Watch out mad men crossing into no mans land. nobody has ever come back from there alive. who can we trust to tell us the truth.......... MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM

#13 | # 420 | #666 | # 1536

Good Morning class , Please open your sheet music & lets start to decode the following script. I see we are # 13 today and that makes me very very happy. 13 was the Tat i got when i turn 40. ye its true, this rock and roll refuggee is 40. I now find it hard to carry a conversation with 20 yrs when discussing music. bla bla bla. everybody so digital and clean. Thank god the folks from all over the world who dont appreciate there nose e as neighbors north koreans attitudes seem to move to NEW ORLEANS . I love when the operator says " there must be someone there besides your wife " ... poor Pink all he wanted was Vera. and guess what. Vera was a redhead. what else must i say its like the # 420. first meet her in cally back in the late 80's. ohhh man i love thoe moments. unlike this new jersey gloomy filled morning those daze were always sunny and clear. I would bike all over Venice beach showing off my muscle shoals. so i ran into some old friends of mine last nite. they were talking about the old times. its seems its that time of the yr were everybody is a little bit on the fuck you side. all cool if that not your bag. so did i tell you how many event i didnt place top dawg in here we go ......... ‘"The Heart of CRAS" Compilation CD’ ‘Airplay & Interviews on KVRF 89.5 FM’ ‘Colorado Music Buzz Featured Artists: September - October 2014’ ‘Songs of Love Songwriting Benefit (August-September) ’ ‘Fight Track of the Week on TheTitleFight.com (August-September Selections) ’ Coverage with RockRevolt Magazine (August-September Selections) ’ Jacksonville Original Music Festival 2014’..... That alot of hype to miss. But i see all thsi as a huge benifit. I turn negitives into positive all day especially with the ladies :-) nobodys more positive than me when it cums to getting you back to your place and being a smooth operator on your little negitive evil ways just remember honey Billy jean is not my lover. bang bang shoot e'm up cause the number of the beast is 666 and his cousin is 667 and his soul sucking sister is 669. Did i ever tell that when i play the lottery i always play 666 & 420 ! hahaha now u know my secret to the game and that to not play it ! fuk the game. I dont play games. I play for real. games are for little girls who pussys tease and never please. Fuk dat bullshit. so i didnt seem to hit any of the event and that is o.k. - I sent out my music and it had to of course disrupt the moment or flow of things - I'M the little FUCKER you see comin in that busted up pickup truck when all off a sudden the front wheels starts aiming in ur direction, so u pretend not to see me and take a slow stpe backwards to avoid me BUT a jersey boy who aims to please so jump the sidewalk while PUMPING the gas pedal so the entire truck leaps faster toward your ROLLS ROYCE. and just as a all hell is about to bust up in your face I SMILE AT ya all crooked like cause i dont have any problems - eirther or cause yer bring in on the heart ache. I been poking my little fingers into yer eyes since high school kid. Man up GET ur shit a going and WALK - Respect isnt given its deserve and serve from a marshall amp and my flying v. Now # 1536 is so funny. IT WAS 25 yrs ago when i was at daisy tek. we recorded all over that place. but 1 night we had to work hard for an audit - fuk - so my buddy take 4 - 357 magnums uppers to stay awake - well holy shit if he didnt piss himself that night - funny how fast he was on bass. bahahahahaha i love this shit. Thanks everybody for all the great jams - see ya later at teh LOCALS ONLY CD/GUITAR/ SWAP SWAMP JAM at the river front..... as well dont forget the the band BLOB SNARLY plays OCT 16th at MURDER ALLEY /END OF THE WORLD FUCKING BADASS SHOWS WITH SOME BADASS JAMMERS ! FUCK YEAH The wheeel in the sky keeps on tuneing for tomorrow - bahahahahah bird boy MUSIC MEAN FREEDOM L.U.V.I.S.

SWAP SWAMP JAM | EBOLA FEST | # 13 TODAY

News songs are everywhere i look on this super fine sexy hot gorgous looking hello dolly day. yehaw i'm gonna get some leg tonight for sure cause every girls crazy about a sharp dressed toothless man. on this day Some 25 yrs ago i wer sitting in my double duce of disaster memphis bugaloo in atergrove when a meoldy came across my ears. it twas a little classical with a little rock, it was to be played a few times and than became a smash hit for us. That song was called VICTIM. Victim and Victim of reality are what was going down in the mind of luvis. NOW i dont play victim any moe except during extreme bouts of depression. I thought of this song a tribute to my fave guitar player MR RANDY RHOADS . I had a randy rhoads guitar from missississippi ppippissi a charvel jackson shark tooth flying v thingy- super fat til some crack head batard fuk named greg stole it and my pedal board . I sure miss those hot memphis recordings to cassette . no fuking computer bullshit. cassette tapes and cd - its it go to the club sell the shit go on tour sell the shit come back home broke working at teh guitar store teaching pentatonic scale to 13 yrs kids with brand new gibsens les pauls. that could be all i ever was worth but i am a Luvis and i do things a we bit wilder. so i packed this blog today with all kinds of shit. why not u wont to know everything that happened. like last night. I go to the BMC to play me some blues with those guys. I walk in and see and old friend and we start shooting the shit. drinking smoking poping off drinks with the bartenders and gettin hugs from all the lovely ladies. the place was jamm n. old boy played some pride and joy and the room started jumping. a rite. it it what it is and what it is isnt for everybody. i appreciate all this foot stomping swamp infected jams. oh yea by the way GO COLTS ! HAHAHAHAH now i'm gonna sign up to play when i notice my gear bag was missing. damn more shit stolen from me. but thank god the door guy was hip and hop over got my stuff . yea baby i people watching my back when i aint - ya hearing me. i have all the strings for all the solo's and let me tell ya , I'll steal yer guitar licks like i stole yer girls sousaphone . oct 1st is LOCALS ONLY CD/GUITAR SWAP SWAMP JAM and OCT 16 is EBOLA FEST https://www.facebook.com/events/701610943252082/ NOW is the time of the season for your love light to be turned on girl it just aint right what you do to me at nite. It a quite nice studio day maybe i do something amazing but i'll probadly just watch some joe bonamasa videos - that dude is a jammer for sure. Have a ton of stuff to swap or sell tomorrow so dont be a motley fool and come out and support live local music. lot of great gigs going on tonight - why are you inside being an old fart. get out and support your community. fuk u might just get laid for once in yer life. i mean soon enough yer phone will tell u what to do and u r just gonna do it. u computer/laptop is already yer part time lover. stop it already. go out there and spill yer beer. whatever jsut dont be a dick about it to the ladies or your gonna see a 5 foot tattoo'd guy come up on yer richy rich ass and smash up ur ray ban glass's with my steel toe'd boot. dude dont be such a jack ass - st ann street blues. first lines i say tell u that my whole album is explicit . so cum off it ! now i'm ready to press record this net song is called " AND THAN SHE WALKED INTO MY LIFE " L.U.V.I.S. MMF

so tired, so tired of waiting for u Just aint Right Girl!

I'm so tired, tired of waiting, so tired of waiting for this marshall amp to heat up so i can continue last nites jam with these past and xmas present fx boards. I feel like i 19 yrs kid again with so much power at me little fingers. This amp has been all over the U.S.A brothr. The deal with MARSHALL amps is just like DEWALT power tools - " No matter what job site u show up to u'll c only the pro's using it& making money all day long ". I have made millions with this little amp. I spent it all on mad cap vacations in the Caribbean but thats another story. out in the moon light i can see them kissing like 2 star rangers in the blight. It only natural to be original and not extra crispy on the fringe'z. The Marshall is sizzin with sounds as my main line neighbors stay locked up in there little dreamy bayou bugaloos. The studio today is setup but i'm not feeling it. I have it all setup but the entire sky looks like NEW JERSEY and its ruin'n my mind, make me wants to take that drive down rt78 and hit my crew up Newark again. Fuk. I am almost safe and clear from all this noise that the world is playing on me. Thanks to everybody who gave me well wishs for the EBOLA FEST 2014. We had a sudden unexpected NWO type incident which cause us to stop the production of the event bUT DONT THINK I'M GIVING UP ! MORE BAND HAE SIGN UP FOR THE NEXT EBOLA FEsT WHICH WILL BE POSTED ASAP .Sorry i'm yelling at you but i have only 1 more silver dollar and i'm bound to keep on riding. Now dont listen to the NWO media hosts who tell u that EBOLA cant cross our clean oceans 11 and enter the U.S.A and beat us citizen to death cause we have OBAMACARE & safer work conditions put in place to ensure these virus dont happen ! BULLSHIT - THE reason music means freedom is because i believe the MUSIC has the word US in it ! US Musicians have always lead the fight in telling the true story while the big shots in office hide there lies at fundrasiers - fuker's can all suck it ! LUVIS LIVES TO RIDE ! Off i go to fly like Mr BlueBird in my little blue sky day. I as right this i hope my Mom is well today and send her all my love from down here in the big Easy - WE LOVE YOU MOM ! Have a good day Momma...... o.k. i gotta do something and get the ball rollin - LIVIS LIVE JAMS ( www.reverbnation.com/luvislivejams ) Made the top forty for Alternative music so chek o=it out and dont pas out or u might get left out cause this shit is COUNT and i'm going to the place thats best i'm going west I've got some got some frieds out there who like to party and when its all said and done we'll have nothing but fun ! PEACE OUT - M.M.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............

new song " SHE CALLS ME " 2014 - Luvis

New Song called " SHE CALLS ME " .............................. Give a 4/4 beat , 136 bpm, slap that e string bass and get ready because .... SHE CALLS u when she needs her car fix'd SHE CALLS u when she needs her bills paid SHE CALLS u when the rent is due SHE CALLS u when her cell phones broke SHE CALLS u when the tv is busted SHE CALLS u when she needs new clothes SHE CALLS U when she gets a ticket BUT SHE ALWAYS CALLS ME WHEN SHE WANTS TO GET HIGH ( GUITAR SOLO ) XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM LUVIS 2014