15 Jan 2008 1/15 PSYOPUS UPDATE - NEW SONGS, NEW CONFUSING SHIRTS, NEW TOUR DATES, STREET TEAM Grindcore bastards unite, .. If you haven't noticed yet: - Psyopus put the song "Our Puzzling Encounters Considered" up on our myspace page - Psyopus has a new shirt entitled "Shopping Views" which makes no fucking sense and is availble at www.indiemerchstore.com/psyopus .. - We have some new tour dates posted with Today is the Day, Mouth of the Architect, and Complete Failure. Check it out. It may be coming to your area. .. OTHERWISE We ask that our fans please support us and help get our name out there. You can do so by: - Adding a Psyopus song to your myspace profile. - Posting a bulletin to your friends telling them to check Psyopus out (THAT'S HUGE!!!) - Posting a bulletin to your friends to add Psyopus to their friends. - YOu can put Psyopus in your top friends - We could use some banners made up for us again. We lost all of ours. (note - band members have changed so please no "band photos") - If you plan on going to a Psyopus show, add that show to your myspace calender - Send us pictures of you and your friends sporting your favorite Psyopus shirts .. And of coarse, if you have any other ideas on how you might be able to help us get our name out there, we are all open to hearing what you have to say. Thank you so much for your support and we hope to see you on the road soon!!! PSYOPUS 5:18 PM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove 13 Jan 2008 1/13 PSYOPUS UPDATE - 3/4 OF PSYOPUS IN CANADA All right, . . . the good news is that 3/4 of Psyopus are through the border and are going to be attempting to play these Canaadian shows they have booked with Fuck the Facts. The bad news is that Arpmandude couldn't make it with them. Please come out and support the band, buy their merch, and pray for them as they will not be playing with their guitarist. Yes, . . . they know, . . . this is just retarded. 4:35 PM - 6 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove 1/13 PSYOPUS UPDATE - WE’RE CRAZY! PSYOPUS LESS GUITARIST ATTEMPTING CANANDA TOUR Alright, So you may have heard Psyopus had problems with the immigrations involving their Canadian tour. HERE'S THE TRUTH!!! Arpmandude got abducted by aliens thursday night. With this, the band didn't quite know what to do. They have decided on this. Anxious to be on tour, see Canada and get themselves out of the debt they created for themselves by buying merchandise to sell on tour, . . . the remaining 3 members of Psyopus who were not abducted by aliens will be attempting to cross the border tomorrow and tour as an acid fuck version of Psyopus. Are they fucking serious? Can this all be true. If you are interested in a) buying Psyopus merchandise b) supporting Fuck the Facts and the local support c) seeing these odd balls distort their bands image, . . . STAY TUNED TO THE PSYOPUS MYSPACE PAGE!!! Psyopus still has to coordinate with the booking agent, promoters, and immigrations to ensure that this is all possible. Some shows this could work, . . . some this won't. We will try our darndest to keep you posted til then. In the meantime, . . . pray Arpmandude comes back from the cosmos and that his ass has been unpenetrated. Also pray customs work and hope these shows go off without any other hitches. Wish them luck!!!