I understand scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no way in hell that paper can beat rock!! Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors! Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why! BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYONE!!! A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play Rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when sombody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you" You Asshole!