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Nailed Promise / Press

“Bieber ain't got nothing on Garcia, Brown, Brown & Miller of Nailed Promise. They are the teenage ROCK dream in all the right ways.”


“Oh you were serious? We thought that [Nailed Promise] song was a joke.”


“Our studio has backgrounds and the best bass but when Nailed Promise recorded at our studio it was pure awesomeness, we call it ROCK.”

Golden Track

“Anytime we test out the stereo of a car, we used Nailed Promise songs and the only reason is that they are the only band to actually hit all of the notes and use all of the frequencies.”

Motor Trend

“Nailed Promise's music was so good we had to storm the stage.”

Whoopi & Joy - The View

“It was once rumored that there was a "Win a Date with Matthew" contest and at the last minute when all the girls were lined up and the drawing was to be held, they changed it to Nathan. That's like a bait and switch or something and we are looking into it.”

Bill O'Reilly - Fox News

“Now, who the heck is Nailed Promise again?”

“Paint-by-numbers heaviness...fluid riffs... and some variety in the vocals with singing and stretched-to-capacity phlegm-throwing alongside the hxc shouts. In other words, Nailed Promise blew my ear drums out and I've sent them the bill, but I've yet to hear back.”

Phantom Tollbooth

“Glenn Beck accuses Nailed Promise of taking secret funding from the George Soros funded MoveOn.org but the band admits they only ate two corn dogs each and the site was ROCKandREVIEW.com”

The Huffington Post

“Nailed Promise is the Jonas Bros of ROCK.”

Teen Beat

“When I gaze at the stars, all I can think about is someone 'sinking their teeth into my back.' Thanks a lot Nailed Promise!”

Star Gazer Magazine

“If we liked ROCK and if we were white, we'd really love Nailed Promise. They are the best thing since Barack Obama!”

Ebony & Jet

“Stop on a dime precision and monster riffs, Nailed Promise obliterate ordinary ROCK bands.”


“it's like ROCK never existed before Nailed Promise”


“Nailed Promise is the coolest ever!”

Rolling Stone