Johnny Pissoff / Press

“He's good fer nuthin”

His Mama

“He passed out on stage and that was the best part of the show.”

Earl Bob

“Scalped tickets after the concert was over”


“He knocked me up!!”

Mary Joe Dixon

“He was slurring his songs and then he hit a guy with a bottle. That was real funny.”

Big Joe

“He wasn't as drunk as the last time I saw him.”

Bar Patron