It's a costume party, so dress up you leathery bitches
Summer Tug Pool Party
Sounds Like: The Cramps, Hunx And His Punx, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Shannon and the Clams, Thin Lizzy
Manager: Ross Mackey and Slick Johnson
Bio: A dynamic quadrabang of thunder and twang, Machete Western has been simultaneously offending and arousing the peoples of Texas since its conception. They are known for manipulating innocent on-listeners into violent convulsions of ethnic dances and tribal shouting. Although they are rumored to be...See Full Bio
"Machete Western stole my horse and lit my wife on fire"