"It's sweet ectasy on your ears molted out of high octane boogie and slide guitar. Dig in fellas and dont' forget to floss your teeth!"
"Greatest Hits Volume II is a monstrous slab of loud, raw, bluesy, dirty, gritty, metal-infused southern mothafuckin’ RAWK. Emphasis on the “mothafuckin'"
"Who the fuck is Graveyard BBQ???!!!"
"They incorporate their strong roots of good ol' rock n' roll, delta blues, southern rock, and almighty metal into their own modern soul-laced style of electrified rock carnival with speed and hilarity that grabs you by the balls and says "I said dance!"
"The rip-roarin'est, hoot-whorin'est, weed-tokin'est metal band north o' tha mason-dixon. If Lynyrd Skynyrd and Metallica smoked crank and jammed together, you'd get Graveyard BBQ."