"I've been in punk bands that were more metal than this band."
"That's the hardest music I've ever seen."
"Some people are born with raw musical talent. Others, through hard work and dedication, become musical masters. Neither of those type of people are in this band."
"Dude, that was actually better than I thought it would be."
"Their guitarist, you know, the Asian one, punched me."
"That was brutal. Bad @$$ dudes."
"How can you listen to that crap? I just can't do it man."
"I'm glad I could turn my hearing aid down."
"With music like theirs' who needs ears?"
"Lou told me you guys would kick my @$$ but I didn't believe him. Then, you kicked my @$$."
"You guys suck."
"They might not have a lot of fans or talent, and they don't really draw a crowd, but...uh...where was I going with this?"
"Dude, you guys are sick."