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Eat Politicians

Eat Politicians

Alternative Portland, OR  US


  • 2012

    Jan 1

    Portland, OR, US | 12:00pm

    We will begin exploratory fund raising for a gigantic Drill with a concert venue mounted on top. When the show starts we turn on the drill and start our journey to the center of the earth. The concert finale will happen when lava explodes out the top of the venue created the largest pressurized volcano which will hopefully take out a large section of the zombie apocalypse that will happen 2012. But we do it to rock music.

  • 2007

    Oct 31

    Portland, OR, US | 9:00pm

    All prepaid guests will load a rocketship and launch to the moon, were I will moon rock your ass until midnight as which time I will burrow into the center of the moon and launch a barrage of thermonuclear missles at all competing spheres in the solar system.


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  • Quick! Run before he eats you!
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  • vocal booth


Label: Drop Top Records

Bio: The political standpoint of this band is simple. Cannibalism is the only way to save democracy. We must devour the politicians and fat cats until the 90% have digested the top 10%. Then the healing can begin and peace and love and all that hippie shit can go down. Word to your mother.

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"I heard the bass player and the drummer don't speak to each other. And the guitar player lives on a bench outside some community college were he got his welding degree. Plus they're kinda old."

— That one guy's sisters cousin, Grapevine Magazine

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