"What the fuck is this? I've heard cats fuck with more harmony than this."
"It's nothin' to worry about."
"I wish I could suck his balls dry and toss his salad like he was my cell mate.... but he likes chicks and Baby won't let me."
"That guy smokes more weed than Clay Aiken smokes pole."
"I'd do him if he was rich and he didn't think I was a spoiled, skanky little coke fiend who should be beaten and left for dead in a filthy gas station bathroom."
"Wow, what a dick."