“You guys were Cool! Music was very Unique!...Mark / Soundwave Music”
“Wow! Prolly the Heaviest Band at RetroRockfest in Utah! High Energy, Crowd Pleasers!.......LV Music Mag”
“Dirtnap was definitely the crowd favorite tonight. They came to wake the dead! A jolly dead giant known as Joe Nutt came lumbering amok with his crunchy bass guitar. This band doesn’t hold back when it comes to a loud, live metal show! Dirtnap TV was playing their signature XXX porn on the bass drum while John Dame got the crowd pumping their fists with the horns up. I could only smile and remark to my fellow head bangers beside me and say, “this is what Heavy Metal should sound like!” ”
"You guys dont want to sell tickets, Cause Your Pre madonas".....
“The drum kit has cymbals hoisted from chains, as the 32" bass drum complete with 24" flatscreen tv and dvd player mounted inside the drum. Dirtnap has a xxx PORNO playing during there set!!!!!! WTF! If you have not seen Dirtnap....Its a must!”
"Your songs are great!...But you guys aint as pretty as the songs".....Hillbilly Bo / Rock Security
“Great live band...Sounds like Black Label and Godsmack..... John M. - bscenelive magazine”
“Give me a break!”