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"Play something modern!"

...some stumbling angry old guy at the bar... - Biagio's

“I want to have your babies!”

...some stumbling drunk chick at the bar... - P.J. Kelly's

"Play Freebird!"

some stumbling drunk redneck at the bar. - College Lunch

“You shouldn't use the title "Running on Empty" since Jackson Browne owns the same title.”

....some stumbling crackhead chick at the bar... - Biagio's