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Ucis / Press

“It's come to my attention that tumultuous spirits have been poking me in the back of the head. Unbridled sunrises and sunsets happening in the blink of an eye. Corpses of mind, body and stardust navigating g.p.s. to undisclosed locations.”

“There's no use in denying the cost of heating is going up. Magic stairs and elevator kisses are the only possible routes of intervention and are considered the preamble to good feng shui.”

“Most likely they are all frauds/ love will get you in the end. Have you seen the way that it's written? like opinions and kittens ripe for the taking on a long drive in the country.”

“Pip, I say piss squeak. Did you hear the one about the contrarian? It's about to get reversed.”

“Magic is just an illusion, every puppet has a hand and the monster is always in disguise underneath. All hands are a five-headed hydra.”

“Like a big band aid, sources close say the damage was minimal yet steeped in mire and muck. Chapter two suggests that there may be some foreshadowing and a complete lack of boundaries. Copa Cabana never stood a chance with the whites of your eyes narrowing down to pinched arrows. Complimentary breakfast indeed; something is afoul.”

"Gossamers, the whole lot, like a bag of freaking pickled pork parts."

"Sometimes you just find yourself under your pillow. Like a tooth that's been knocked from your mouth by Chuck Norris or Prince."

“Wipe then wipe then wash.”

“I put on my pants the same way that you all do, probably not, but who cares?”

“The motion in ocean is nothing compared to the salty water crests.”

“Tacos, Tacos, Tacos.”

"Sometimes I feel like making toast." --Johnson-ville Brat H.Q. janitor #9

"No matter how good at anything you are, packing peanuts make you look like an asshole."

“I put on their top ten hits when I dance in my underthings.”

“I heard they wrote their best songs whilst drinking Sir Topham Hatt's pimm's liqueur straight from the cupboard.”

“Once I dropped six bucks on main street but found a way to make some change.”

“I like them better than the ruttles or a big juicy bag of skittles.”

"I put pears in my kittens broth while chopping swords with green onions and caribous. I have traveled your back roads and shared your breads and fortunes"

"From your aching belly comes the need to turn food into energy and constantly leave a trail of waste."

“Q. What drives you to write and record music? A: "I think it is much cheaper than therapy."-- Chris Ucis ”