“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
“Car 55 have the ability to transport the listener to another time and place.”
“Ever heard of the Rat Pack? Car 55 are the Gerbil pack.”
“The last time I saw the singer, he was drunk, naked and covered in his own vomit being pushed around in a shopping trolley by a homeless geriatric with a limp.”
“Every time I hear Car 55's music I am reminded of that small doll my daddy gave me when I was a little girl. I got bitten by a mosquito last night. Wow I am thirsty. I might turn on the television.”
"Turn that bloody crap down"
“There is nothing in this world that I like more than a nice apple turnover with cream.”
"That drummer is the best drummer since Jimmy Hendrix."
"I was constipated, heard this music, then ran to the toilet."
"Sexiest band in the universe."
"Car 55 are kind of funny...... well they look funny."
"Nobody reads these anyway."
"The lead singer reminds me of a young Bing Crosby."
"Wow! That Bass player has a big bulge in the front of his pants."
"I have never seen a drummer that reminded me more of Animal from the Muppets".
“Where did you find that hot young guitarist. I would like to tear him apart.”
"I am so proud of you Matthew."
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"Up out or shape ship"