“She’s Goin’ on a Mission”
By Kyle Naylor

1st Verse:

I remember that crazy day
At general conference, the Prophet did say,
“Hey guys and girls, now it’s cool to leave young,
the Lord’s changing up the mission, so you girls go have some fun”

In a mass revelation, the girls did say,
“I’m goin on a mission, I’m dumping him today!”
Now we’re left solo, just a bunch of lame R.M.’s
Man, I’m sick of dating, don’t want to go through this again…..

Chorus:

Cause she’s goin’ on a mission,
so we better stop kissin’,
so I won’t be missin’ her no more
I thought I had found her, would always be around her,
Now she’s walkin’ out the door!

2nd Verse:

Chillin’ on the couch, with the girl of my dreams…
But now I’ve realized it’s not what it seems,
She said, “I really, really, really like you, but I love the Lord more…
I’m goin’ on a mission, I’m walkin’ out the door”….

Chorus

Instrumentals/breakdown

3rd Verse:

Don’t get me wrong, I think the mission’s great,
But if the guys know, say goodbye to the dates
Lots of girls they are leaving; they’re now hard to find…
The really, really, really smart ones are stayin’ behind….

Chorus

Instrumentals/breakdown

“She’s goin on a mission……..” (final strum of the guitar, piano…..)