Vibralux Dance of the Doll review, is a short absurdist Cabaret Rock-Opera of "Meow-Tastic" Cheshire proportions.
The "show" takes place in Largo Argentina, Rome's homeless shelter known as Torre Argentina.
With the aid of their bard, Mercury Mad, the oddly cast dithyrambic priesthood combines 90's Rock N' Roll myths with their Greek and Roman counterparts. Pygmalian and Galatea, Orpheus and Eurydice, Marlowe's Faust, and the not so well known story of "The Doll" Die Puppe, Coppélia, are intermixed with lyrical stories of 90's alternative superstars.
As to be expected in Rock N Roll myths, not everything is as it seems.
Despite the attempts of the bard, the show falls apart in a "Cat-O-Strophic" twist with an absurd ending of feline proportions.
How does one end up lonely and dumb?
By simply replacing a mouth with a thumb.
Vibralux (Vibrant Light)
We are your Mom surrounded by Hairy Bears, drinking Bellini's and sunbathing in an Florida Twinky chair.
NONE MORE BIO: We shall stop killing Art with inane descriptions of how awesome we are.
Blow us Mickey Mouse. Cheeze Sauce, Hot Dog, Titties, Ball Caps, & Corn Syrup Slurping Spoiled Sad Sappy Snap Stars.
We're not selling you shampoo, seven inches, face cream, Blinkeys, Bad Beer, or Boobs. This experience is too Rod for yoobs.
It's too filthy for your 'dane children's radio & satellite skewing tubes. We're Five Chicken Fingers and a Tub of Diet Ranch.
We're tea bags deep in the Jackhole of the industry Blanche. We are the dreaded side stream smoke pirates blowing carcinogenic pink scene ferrets in your general direction.
Screw your pretty protected plastic knob heads to hate or suffer strange infection.
QUEER LOBSTERS & THOSE WHO LIKE TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM. IT'S NOT SHOCKING AT ALL.
Greek Myths, Rock Myths, John Waters, The Cockettes, Masks, Glitter, Stereotypical behavior, SJW's
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Divine, Dali, Dior, & Dr. Seuss.
We are the Spawn of The Vibralux Trans-Mission.
We can bet you didn't read this far.
If you haven't, you wouldn't have booked us anyway.