Fast Takers are a rock and roll band. They are super sleazy but they will be really sweet to you if you are nice. The lead singer is Hernan, he looks like a cross between Richard Ramirez and Joey Ramone, he is cute, or hot or whatever. He's into chicks. The bass player dave, well he looks like the kinda guy who thought that the cheech and chong song my scrotum, predated the knack. The lead guitar player adam is into golden showers, delirium and smoking beers. The dude who chugs and some times leads...john lee, is into parking the van far far away from sketchy situations...like most of our shows. The drummer erik is totally hot but married, he's mainly into French turn-of-the-century literature, he reads the articles.