Igor Nikolaevich Panarin, Russian intelligence analyst, strategic forecaster and noted author of such popular books as Psychological aspects of ensuring the national security of Russia and Information warfare and diplomacy is also most noted for his highly disputed prediction of the complete collapse of the united stated of America in the year of 2010 A.D.
His reason for this catastrophe? California’s hard hitting and foot tapping party punk trio Weekender.
This beer swilling, bike skidding axis of action came from humble beginnings, much like fat Albert's junk yard band DAN began his notable career on a drum set with a meticulously constructed percussion sections made up of trash cans, empty soup cans, and hub caps. While halfway across the country KEVIN wrapped strings woven of his sisters hair around an empty tissue box to recreate the soulful strumming he would hear from the windows of passing cars as he waited in the bread lines of Cleveland’s notorious “shootawhiteboy” projects. Lastly, after retiring from a legendary career as luchador wrestler “El flaco loco” otherwise know as SANCHEZ, hung up his mask, and returned to his first love of bass guitar to follow in the footsteps of his recently deceased uncle, a local mariachi front man and MC.
It is written in scripture that upon the first recorded practice of Weekender , three species of fish in the bay area instantly became extinct, and an entire bus of passing catholic school girls became pregnant.
Weekender is not recommended for pregnant woman, those with a history of heart trouble, or fans of the band Nickleback. However, if you are of a strong moral conviction, and feel the uncontrollable urge to adventure into the deepest caverns of the secrets of mankind, then prepare yourself