Americans…get preparation. The Maxies are HERE!!
The Maxies illegally relocated to your sunny South California to show how make best SUPER PUNK ROCK PARTY and spread MAXIE MANIA!! They are biggest band in GREENLAND and shitty North Western Europe. They bring CHAOTIC POWER POP PUNK ROCK to make dancing for one and all. They punch American punk rockers and American rude boys right in cocksucker. GREENLAND punk rockers and rude boys more much dangerous.
Greenland lose many Maxies to immigration. But THE MAXIES are like disease transmitted sexual to come back in smuggled package smelling like fish. They hope loving to see many cute American girls and very sexy American boys at those SUPER PUNK ROCK PARTIES!! Maxies tell that brings much warmth to ice cold hearts.
The band of The Maxies always has the top 10 on Greenland radio and G-MTV. They have two songs in top 40 for Finland, Denmark and Sweden. In GREENLAND, we SUPER PUNK ROCK PARTY with your bands that beg to join (Coldplay, Green Day, Slipknot, U2, Alkaline Trio, Muse, Kid Rock, 30 Seconds to Mars, Blink 182, Madonna, Nickleback, Sum 41, NIN, The Killers, Rammstein, The Who, etc.). These bands sucks next to Maxie talent.
In U.S. and A., Maxies can throw SUPER PUNK ROCK PARTIES with many much queercore bands (Reel Big Fish, Narcoleptic Youth, Adolescents, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Adicts, Re-Volts, Knock-Out, D.I., The Exploited, The Dopamines, Super Nova, Sham 69, Angry Samoans, Agent Orange, Dead Kennedys). THE MAXIES are more famous than these. The Maxies much true kings of ROCK. More PUNK than ROCK. More ROCK than PUNK!!
If you don’t like Maxies, then your taste is only in your mouth! They have will be in U.S. and A. until are deported. They are soon to be for your top 10 radio. They will be bigger and better than your famous Black Flag, Bad Religion or shitty REM. Get ready for best thing you have ever heard! MAXIES RULE!!