A dynamic quadrabang of thunder and twang, Machete Western has been simultaneously offending and arousing the peoples of Texas since its conception. They are known for manipulating innocent on-listeners into violent convulsions of ethnic dances and tribal shouting. Although they are rumored to be worshipers of Satan they still play the gospels. They will put you on the threshold of awkward pain and nauseous pleasure. Libations and fornifications, Machete Western has it all.