I usually write my shitty bios in the 3rd person. Not this time...Other artists on here pretend that someone else is writing theirs, but we know better. Anywho, my name is DanK. Charnley and I create art of various mediums. I perform solo or with my band, The Future Dead Rockstars. I also produce and record artists. My official bio is: Writer/Humorist/Fart Hoarder/Chubby Chaser/Shepherd/Damaged Goods/Dungeon Master/Avid Reader of Smut/Squirter/Yo-Yo Enthusiast/Stuntcock/Rib Sauce Judge/Heckler. I have a website called DanKCharnley.com and a twitter called @DanKCharnley for more info...strive for mediocrity, it gives ME a better chance!