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Not Exactly Heroes / Bio

Billy was working his mojo at school. Studying relentlessly and barely getting any sleep. This guy was at the top of his class and kickin' ass. One day while in class, they were getting their test back and the Professor gave Billy an A- ...... The Rage BUILT inside of his gut! His eyes turned red and he mashed his teeth together... He stood up and ripped off his shirt and yelled to the top of his
lungs, "I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT! I CAN PLAY THE GOD DAMN GUITAR!" as he was walking out of his classroom shirtless, the ladies all around him swooned by the sight of Billy and his rage! He left his class room and busted out his amazing shofar that was made from the horn of the last known demon to walk the earth! With one mighty breath he blew and the sound rang throughout the land! It was soooo loud but only one soul in the world could hear it! ....

Ben was making his way through the woods. beatin and bruised, half naked with no words to utter, because...well...he didn't bother to learn any. A simple neanderthal that was looking for his next meal. He was raised by bears where he learned the highly effective move, the bear paw! You would hear him strike with a swift sound of "RAAR!" as his travels took him forward...he saw a deer. This deer has seen the last of his days for sure! Ben crouched behind a tree and waited for the deer to approach...it got closer and closer! SO close, Ben could almost hug it! He LEAPED from the behind the tree! But before he could strike the sound of a shofar made him stop dead in his tracks. He looked around and the ground began to shake from underneath him! A BASS GUITAR BEGAN TO UNEARTH ITSELF! Ben knew in his simple head that this was a sign! He picked up the Bass and RAN! RAN towards the sound! He saw Billy. They nodded at each other and pressed on!

No words have been spoken as these two men walked as if they were on a mission! They traveled for miles and miles through night and day. As the road they traveled on continued...they stopped. Looking up to the sky, they saw a light falling fast to the earth. It was right over their heads! As it got closer, it started to take form of a human...with a beanie!! It was so bright and was heading right for Billy and Ben! They starred in wonder. Who was this being? Would he survive the fall!? It finally crashed to the earth! The blast kicked the two men back! As the dust was clearing, a man was walking towards Billy and Ben. Twirling a drum stick in one hand and holding a lit cigarette in the other, he stopped right in front of them. "What's up?" is all the man said. Billy and Ben were confused. The man stopped twirling the drum stick and picked up the two men. "The name is Dylan, and you guys need to hang on..." Dylan grabbed Billy and Ben by the shoulders and all 3 blasted away towards a empty garage. With a snap of Dylan's fingers, instruments appeared... Astonished by what just happened, Billy and Ben didn't question anything. The three gentlemen began to jam...

General Info

Band Members
Billy Macfarlane - Guitar/Vox Dylan Nelson - Drums/Vox Benjamin Koenigs - Bass/Vox
Artist Name
Not Exactly Heroes
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Active Since
Punk / Rock / Alternative

Contact Info

Sheboygan, WI
Benjamin Koenigs