"We just played a game of mini golf with these dudes, trust us, they're fucking twisted" - OC Weekly
We crawled out of coffins and dug through dirt to find ourselves in the 21st Century. After stretching out our cramps, and eating some people, we stole some music equipment and hid away in a cave for many years, until we figured out how to plug them in. Now venues are calling us (on a phone we don't remember installing), offering us goats blood to come scare away loitering teenagers. Seeing as we're simply not a band to turn down goats blood, we've decided to step up to the task. Now we're rubbing our eyes and emerging from the cave at last, and we'll be coming to a venue near you. Beware...Haunting, ghastly, grim, dismal, spooky, eerie, creepy, morbid, chilling, macabre, dreadful, lurid, some may say grievous and abominable. Terrifying, even. Listen if you dare, but know that Something Horrible will haunt you, and may even scare you to death.