The Minderbinders, a for-profit rock and roll collective, first met while selflessly volunteering their time at high paying jobs working for world famous chef/businessman/war profiteer/traitor Milo Minderbinder. Minderbinder's Syndicate was a highly successful charitable corporate enterprise which raised money for people all over the world, which was then stored, for everyone, in the bank accounts of its corporate board members. After a series of unforeseeable calamities in the Egyptian cotton market, the members of the Minderbinders magnanimously sold their stake in The Syndicate at a very modest personal gain. Not knowing what to do next, and still passionately committed to a life of philanthropy, The Minderbinders decided to begin spreading goodwill throughout the world through kickass, ear-shattering rock and roll music. After experimenting briefly with instrumentation, The Minderbinders settled on a lineup of Brian Herndon (drums) Gerald Moore (lead vocals, guitar), Joe Schwab (bass, vocals), and Zach Williams (guitar). Come spend your hard earned dollars at a show and reap the benefits. Everyone has a share, so it's practically free! Remember: What's good for The Minderbinders is good for you!