Chris Sheppard is a spineless coward, dead beat dad, and thief. He preys on numerous women at all times to mask insecurities of his small four inch penis. He's faked suicides for attention, scared of the dark, and places ads on Craigslist for company of any kind... Male for females, and of all ages. He only cares about himself and his dysfunctional family encourages his psychopathic behavior. He does play guitar, but lacks the funk, soul, and loyalty to ever be successful musically.