It all started when Adam "The Hammer" was hatched from the great depths of Mt. Vesuvius. The young mullet soaked as much knowledge as he could to store within his wisdom chamber (the mullet) and became a brutal attribute to the amazing history of Rock. He picked up a guitar and immediately began to strum vibes of orgasmic bliss. The next thing to come was his angelic voice of beautiful harmony with character of a thousand trumpets blown hard in the background. When the two were combined a very magical and wonderful thing happened, now TheyCallMeTheHammer.