Raised in the Piney Woods of East Texas then brought up sinnin' in Midland, Texas. Now making his home in Austin this foul mouthed, obnoxious sumbitch is carryin' on the traditions of his outlaw heroes, drinkin' too much and pissin' folks off. With a bottle in one hand and an outta tune guitar in the other he is bringin' Satan to the people. Devastating tens of people with his drunk off key warble and his "I'm playin' these notes way too fast to git 'em right" guitar pickin' he posseses a unique ability to completely empty a room. "He's like a trainwreck," commented one observer "It only lasts a few minutes and then you realize it wasn't as cool as you thought it would be." So when the wind blows that Texas dirt across the night sky rest assured that the man himself is holed up in his shack swilling Miller High Life and watching porn, writing songs, and preparing to shamble across a stage somewhere in town to witness to the drunks, barflies, and anyone else who would hear his testimonials. Brothers and sisters, the time is now. Testify Motherfuckers!!! The One. The Only. Dirty Motherfuckin' Charley.