From the greasy hamlet of Maryville Tennessee, these boys set out on a magical journey in search of what meaning their chubby little existences had. Only to find out there wasn't one. So instead of getting all down in the dumps about it they decided to go down to the dump and find instruments to play and they started a rock 'n' roll group. Things weren't easy at first, they never are, what with the death of their first guitarist in a automobile accident while on his way to a Sly and the Family Stone concert, sometime in the too far out past. However all was not lost for the course was set straight when the two living members, Silas Mason and Ian Anderson, confronted the cowbellist of the group, Tyler Broadway, with the disfigured body of their fallen brother and a hastily scrawled note that had been written in his own blood. Tyler, wide eyed and open-legged, read the note then mouthed it out loud "Shoot man it's wet in there." Tears followed. Then upon picking themselves back up Silas and Ian bestowed the slain man's last artifact: a brilliant and golden guitar. Every band member knew what had to be done, they had to go and create what some people would call the most awful thing since corn liquor, they would go on to form the unstoppable force know only as: Lead Knuckle! But first they needed some snacks, and the rest is history.