From a cold dark and dead state, long dead in industry, dead in jobs, dead in economics and a dead music scene long decaying and stagnant from a lack of inspiration and interest, came a lonely moan of desperation that shook the ground and caused the Earth to open up and spew forth the living dead. Zombie Crutch was created. The smell of new blood, fresh brains and bologna had been too much to keep these corpses stuck in the dirt. With the help from a young Necromancer who needed a band to back him up with fresh beats, and a hard rock edge, he was able to control the Zombies and have them do his FUNKY bidding. Don't be fooled by the dark. Zombie Crutch is a fun hard rockin', hip hop, monster funk band. When you think Zombie, you're gonna think fun!