The planet Alpha-Rawticon exploded in 2,000,000 BC, unleashing particles of pure energy traveling at speeds of over 500 Miles Per Second. Three of these particles collided on Jan 1, 2010, forming what is know today as the greatest band that has ever existed. The Scientist who discovered this rare phenomenon, Professor Zachariah Combs, claims that this type of energy may be "the only hope for mankind", and goes on by saying "Duenday teaches us to live, love, and get pretty god-damn loose". Scientists have also documented this conglomeration of energy as magnetic, and movement-inducing. "I highly recommend experiencing Duenday for yourself", says another super smart scientist.
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