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Update: 12-23-2012
Fucktard put out 2 releases in 2012 and did two USA tours. We are from Oakland and We like to have fun.
We are touring in april 2013 to New Orleans and back. we will write and record a new record in 2013.

UPDATE 12-28-11 Fucktard has released 3 FREE songs onlinve via Tankcrimes Records. go there for the downloads: http://www.tankcrimes.com
Below are 2 FREE videos we produced to go with 2 of the new songs
Enjoy the new year Fucktard will be on tour march 2 thru 17 out to Austin and New Orleans and back. Then out again June thru July returning to play the SKATOPIA Bowl Bash once again as part of a full 2012 USA tour.
So come see us play somewhere soon. and share the videos !

John the Bakers new band is now called FUCKTARD.
~~Sometimes you do something so stupid and fucked up that you can only be called FUCKTARD~~
The band started in 2010 in Oakland Ca when a group of friends decided they wanted to tour the world with people they all like and respect. So we started the band and are playing all John the Bakers old classic songs like Fist Fuck the Pope, Century 21 Scum and Cops are Fuckin Little Girls.

We have a little buzz right now because John the Bakers 7" split record with MDC was recently Banned in Germany and well, He is the guy that was arrested in Woodstock 1994 for the lyrical content of my songs. went to jail and proved the case unconstitutional. Then I sued the town of woodstock for 1million dollars. I settled out of court in 1997 for $20,000 made a record and went on tour. John also inspired and helped lodge a secret investigation on the woodstock police force through the NY State Police which resulted in several officers being fired for sexual misconduct with minors. And now with the Banning in Germany of the record that was made to commemorate the arrest and firing of the officers, The Baker put together a new band to play the old songs and go on tour again. So things are heating up again. The song is called THE COPS ARE FUCKIN LITTLE GIRLS and they were and thats why they got fired.

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Band Members
John the Baker, Jared, James, Brandon
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Rock / punk / hardcore

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Emeryville, CA

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