"How these perverts have stayed off of the Megan's Law website is a complicated mystery! Formed in the summer of 2010, Panties quickly refined their take-no-prisoner’s audible assault by combining elements of Grind, D-Beat and Thrash for this hyper-aggressive debut recording. Comprised of four long-time friends, each member has their own laundry list of credits in different bands from the Los Angeles, California scene. Panties does not hesitate to offend and will make you feel like you’ve been blindfolded and taken for a treacherous, anxiety filled joyride of confusion with song topics covering Freddy Krueguer's Ray Ban wearing nightmare rape rampage, the wrath of Ferris Bueller's arch nemesis Ed Rooney, insane tales of child abduction, killer kidnappers and more. It seems no subject is too “off color” for this cacophonous quartet. All parents, teachers and authority figures alike, you have been warned!"