Yumbo Centre, Gran Canaria by Lorraine Bowen

1 By day it's just a market area
At the Yumbo Centre, Gran Canaria
Tacky shops - it's quite hilaria
At the Yumbo Centre Gran Canaria

A concrete jungle called the Yumbo…
A gay resort with plenty of bum-bo!...

Grab a cocktail in Bar Bavaria
Lots of bears - the better the hairy-ier

Parading peacocks and muscle-marias
My friend caught a load of gonorrhrarias

Off to the Dunes like a pit-bull terrier
Shrivelled prunes, the more the merrier!

Is there life beyond the Yumbo?
All Gaga and Mariah Carey-a

The concrete Yumbo is a nightmaria
A concrete, concrete cancenaria

But you can't comparia the kitschereria!
Go there-ia! You'll love it! I swear-ia!

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Vocals/instruments - Lorraine Bowen
BVs – Alasdair Sheard
Contributairias to the tacky rhymarias
Ty Jeffries, David Greig, Tarquin Thomson